After our extremely fruitful morning jog (ahem), we proceeded to go to breakfast at KFC. Lost in a game involving numbers and had to do a dare again!

Today I had to ask the KFC worker if I can have free ice lemon tea.

Manager: Hi, can I help you?
Me: Umm yes please. One free ice lemon tea please.
Manager: I'm sorry? *frowns*
Me: Can I one free ice lemon tea...
Manager: *already looking at me like I'm crazy but had to keep up her professionalism* I'm sorry but what do you mean free ice lemon tea.
Me: Oh. You don't give free ice lemon teas out?
Manager: No we don't
Me: Okay thank you.

All this in a straight face. While I can see Nadia laughing like crazy at the side, not wanting to be seen by the manager. Quite a feat to not laugh considering I break into laughter as often as kids fidget during assembly.

NICE RIGHT!

At first I thought this was an extreme article as I thought the "good" character was a bit rude. But there was a twist in the end.


( A conversation between 2 Muslim sisters )

While playing the true & dare application on iphone.

1st Question: A, Out of those who are here who would you give 1 million dollars to if you win the lottery.
A: Zee. Because I'm closest to her.

2nd Question: Zee, if you could only save one person here from a burning fire who would it be?
A: You better save me! I just gave you a million dollars.

Astaurghfirullah! Insaf eh.

I truly believe if you want to do a good deed you should not expect anything in return. Ikhlasss!!1

Today I was eating an ice cream cone in one hand and texting with the other. Thinking I was cool for multitasking, as I walked down a flight a stairs on campus, I licked my phone. MLIA



Today, my mom called and I hit reject. It sent her my reject message of: "I'm defending the campus from the evil black squirrels. Call back later." Her response... "Take no prisoners." You got it mom.
MLIA



Yesterday, I watched a horror movie and wasn't scared once. Today, my bagel popped out of the toaster and nearly gave me a heart attack. MLIA.



Today, I renamed my recycle bin to Azkaban. Then I made a folder and named it Voldemort. When I clicked delete, my computer asked me: "Are you sure you want to send Voldemort to Azkaban?" MLIA

Mylifeisaverage.com is awesome.

Yay to photos that makes you feel all peaceful.

FINALLY, my first love!

I have promised myself that the moment, I get him, I will treasure him, love him, take care of him, keep him safe... AND I WILL.


So everyone... meet Jacob!




As those of you who know me would know that I have waited for years for this day to arrive. My first camera!! The wait was terrible but that just made my meeting sweeter. *sigh*.





Oh my Jacob.

Jacob Black is... Oh my..

They totally picked the perfect body. I mean boy.

Can't.Wait.For.New.Moon.

Okay, I really had to filter this album.

So here are our sane(er) and senonoh(er) pictures.

( What you gonna do with all that junk. all that junk )

Girl Circulates Video Of Friends On Facebook

Azizah Jumat, also known as Zee by her friends, accidentally leaked one of her friends karaoke videos on facebook when she forgot to click "save info" after she privatised the video. A few local citizens have reported to have seen the video of 3 girls in tudung singing and dancing to "My Humps" on top of a sofa.

When interviewed, Zee seemed very horrified at the blooper. "AKU MALU!!! Ustaz semua nampak!!!" Zee's friend commented that this blooper is nothing out of the usual "Zee's legendary moments" which occurs 10 to 15 times a year.

Emcee accidentally shows bum at an Ustaz

A newbie in the world of Emcee-ing, Miss Siti Raudah Bte Fawzi Laza was reported to have made an embarassing mistake during her performance. While asking and interacting with one of the audience she accidentally "tonggeng" with a very recognised Ustaz right behind her.

Many people from the audience described the scene as very awkward and cringe-worthy as the Ustaz tries to pretend that the emcee who was in bright orange Sari does not exist while the emcee continues on, oblivious to his existence.

Local Primary School Tries To Kill Contract Teachers

While all schools are busy with PSLE Marking Exercise. One school has an additional iniative. 10 teachers in a staff room of a local primary school is said to be stuck in an enclosed room filled with smell of paint. The staff room which is 3/4 vacant is currently undergoing re-painting works. It has been going on for 3 days. The authorities are not looking into this matter.

"I have been experiencing nausea and on one day, I actually went home and started to vomit," said Raudah, a contract teacher. Other symptoms includes, fever and sleepiness. Though when asked if sleepiness might be caused by other reasons such as sleeping late the previous night, Raudah declined to comment.


Facebook for teachers

Facebook, a social networking site has many hooked. "Its like, what in the world was I doing before facebook," says one user. A place where your affairs are made deliciously public, facebook has attracted not only adults but children as well.

A teacher in a local primary school has a few of her students in her facebook account. She finds it a good way to communicate with her students outside of school. She however finds the situation very risky. "My friend once post an embarassing video of my other friends on facebook. I'm lucky that I wasn't inside for the particular video. Its not very good for children to watch."

Ramadan and Syawal have both passed

Alhamdulilah for all these wonderful memories.





( Sweet dreams are made of these )

I am crazy crazy happy. Because I had a FANTASTIC WEEKEND!

Started with emcee-ing for Gema Ghufran 2009 in my bright orange sari.

Followed by IMPAK MAKSIMA at Esplanade.

I have the biggest crush on Ahmad Idham ever since Syurga Cinta. I think he's a great director.I was hyperventilating seeing him in real life!

And it was Nadhirah's birthday, and the whole crew sang happy birthday to her during the autograph session.

Can't believe that I went for an autograph session. HAHAHA. Waste of time, I swear. What in the world am i going to do with the signatures.

BUT I GOT TO MEET AHMAD IDHAM!!!

And the Drift Driving during the show was CRAZY! the dancers was dancing just 1 metre away from the racing car! And the sound was super sexy. Goodness, I held my breath for the few minutes the car did the drift driving!!

And TODAY I had the craziest time with my barely sane girlfriends, liyana, lina, nadia and zee. We went to our very first karaoke trip together.

Makcow. RABAK I tell you.

If you know my friends, you will know, that when there's no guy around.. We just.. GO BLOODY CRAZY.

First of all, we were singing and dancing our hearts out standing on the sofa. All 5 of us.


And we were singing so loudly till you wouldnt even know who is holding the mike because everyone was screaming their lungs out.


Of course amongst all the Hindustan, Jiwangs, My Humps, Don't Cha, Tragedi Oktober,Goyang Inul, Celine Dion we sang a few nasyids (one).


It was a good thing we didnt go there during peak hours... Dah lah pakai tudung. Tak senonoh sey kalau orang nampak.

BUT SERIOUSLY TAK BOLEH ANGKAT SEY. If we were not screaming our lungs out we were laughing like crazy. After the three hours we were all madly tired.

I'm pretty sure we all lost a few kilos or so.

Karaoke with them is as tiring as kebayarobiks for 3 hours.

Tiring but fun.

Tapi kena fikir jugak. While we were having fun a lot of humans out there are suffering.


Inshallah, biler Allah kasi nikmat tu, bersyukur. Tapi jangan lupa, dunia itu sementara.

Alhamdulilah


ANW I HAVE A GAZILLION PHOTOS OF RAMADAN AND RAYA TO UPLOAD HERE.

Maybe tommorrow.

just feel like blogging something.
just feel like blogging something.
just feel like blogging something.
just feel like blogging something.
just feel like blogging something.

k dah. off to class.

I have a huge big blop of ink stain on my chair. Those who read my facebook status will know that I had a major marker ink explosion in my staff room cubicle. I somehow emptied a full ink compartment onto my clothes and everything in sight. BIG FAT BLOBS EVERYWHERE. In the middle of a teaching day.

( why me )

Had great fun at Johore Bahru with Liyana, Lina and Mohksin. Hari Raya Shopping bebeh! I got my shoes, brooch, room stuffs blahblahblah and I only spent 50 dollars! Gerek per. We only got to go a few places though. Spent a lot of time in the car because we kept getting lost. They even had to ask me for directions, can you imagine. I get lost even in Singapore. Anyway we got lost mostly because we were trying to find Lina's house at Kempas. Si Lina kental ni, 7 tahun owning that house, address pon tak tau!

First stop was larkin. Wah cheap stuff man. Though you have to bargain a lot. I really hate bargaining. Not really good at it. I think I only win for my kesian-face. I think I have a really good muka kesian. Macam takda duit nak beli ice cream 20 sen nye muker. But I always envy those really intimidating bargainers. Who are very confident. Don't think I can do it. But you know who is the worst bargainer?

Liyana. Tak guna langsung. Kau bawak dia, nanti dia suruh kau stop at that price. Sebab dia kesiankan the salesman. Petaling street dia beli jam satu sen pon tak bargain. -_-.

Anyway... I met this weird salesman at Larkin. He was speaking arabic to us. We were clearly conversing in Malay and so I don't know why he has to speak arab to us. Actually I'm fine with that lah kan, we should all be learning arab anyway. But dekni abit macam faham ah. Lina was looking through the make-up in the shop. Then he was mumbling something in arabic so I just gave him the blank look. Then he asked us
"tak tau berbual arab eh?"
"errr no"
"takpa takpa. tengok tengok je. sabar. inallahamaasobirin"

Apa hal sey tengah tengok make-up dia cakap inallahamaasobirin. NO LINK.
Anyway for the benefit of those who don't know. Inallahamaasobirin means "Truly, Allah is with the patient"

NO LINK KAN. It's not like we were angry at the make-up for being FAKES or something. (the brand Mac for $18)

And he kept repeating that ayat. Truly, I don't understand.

So anyway he tried to get me to buy make-up.
"Awak tak nak beli?"
"tak pakai make-up uh."
"Awak pakai lahh.. mesti jadi cantik."
"Tak apa. Saya tak payah pakai pun cantik"

MWAHAHAHA.

After that he mumbled something in Arab while walking away. Probably he said "Tak tau malu betul perempuan ni" . Lol. Aper aku kesah. Apa maksud dier kater aku pakai make-up mesti jadi cantik ni. Aper, sekarang muka aku ni tak cantik ke. So of course I must defend myself lah, even though he may not agree.

All in all, the trip was super gerek. Too bad, Asrul isn't around to drive us around this year. But Mohksin was kind enough to drive us this year. Mohksin is like the big brother I never had (tifaa, kiter tumpang jap). He's always awesome to be around with and somehow takes care of us in a brotherly manner. If he is around, I know everything's going to be just fine because he has the aura of its-all-under-control even if its not. And the BEST thing about him is.. he lets me sing like a crazy woman in his car.

LOL. tu penting.

Besides my wonderful singing, highlight of the day was when we found out Lina's future children's names. You will not believe what they are. Her girl's name will be Indah Jelita. Dah Indah okay lah, tak pasal. Tapi ni Indah Jelita. Actually her girl's name is okay (As long as she gets your good looks, Lina). As compared to her future son's name. You want to know Indah Jelita's brother's name?







Kacak Semacam.





kacak.. SEMACAM!






KACAK. SEMACAM.

We burst out laughing until there is no more laughter. Then we had to ask her if she was serious. and she was.According to her these are CUTE Indonesian names. So we burst out laughing again.

Could have settled with "Kacak" which is weird enough. But nooooo this child has to be Kacak Semacam!

Next week I think I will hear names like Jambu Banget and Macho Rupawan.

This is my friend who has dreams of tying her children to the tree. So if you see two children being tied up to trees in the future.. The children are Indah Jelita and Kacak Semacam.