I was actually too lazy to upload this here because I have already uploaded it on facebook.
Tapi sini boleh story story sikit. So I will post it again.

First of all, we call this album our "Photo Album Paling Boring". Seeing as there are only two of us. Besides taking pictures of the surroundings, its either my picture or hers. So if you enjoy this album you're probably nursing a secret crush on either of us.


( Liyana & Raudah exciting escapade )

I was eating lunch alone and overheard a young malay girl saying,

"I keep asking mummy to divorce daddy. What is the use of staying together? But she doesn't want to."

And you know, this is not the first time that I hear this from someone. I've heard a few people proclaiming that they would prefer if their parents get a divorce.

Better than hearing them bicker all the time.



The event disturbed me all the way home.

I just found out that the other day that my grandmother has 36 grandchildren and 10 grandgrandchildren.

A LOT RIGHT!

I think its very gerek. I feel like having 36 grandchildren myself.

My grandmother had 12 children.

According to my calculations, there's a high chance I can't beat that. BUT if I have 6 children. And each child has 6. I can actually still get 36 grandchildren.

AND...

To do this I have to get married. To get married I have to get a willing husband. While that happens I will have to complete my studies. To complete my studies I have to go to NIE. To go to NIE i've got to serve one more year of contract teaching. To do contract teaching I have to back safe and sound from KL!

k actually i'm nervous again that's why im writing this entry.

PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its done. I did it. We're going to KL this thursday. Already paid for our bus rides and Hotel room. Liyana and me are going to be in KL for 3 days and 2 nights. Just the two of us. We have no car, no driver, no experience whatsoever to be in KL without our family.

Yes, I have gone completely out of my mind.

For those of you who remember, the last KL trip I got lost trying to find my own hotel room.

Liyana, please don't leave my side.

So anyway.. I'm scared. Not about getting lost but because.. its very scary. I've came up with a few plans for our safety. Including pepper spray and early curfews. Might break the early curfew rule since I gave my rule about not going overseas without any adult-who-knows-kungfu supervision a kick in the butt.


I sort of overcame my fear after we paid for our stuff but it came back when a friend said
"You're going KL. Just the both of you?! Its dangerous you know!"
Had a round of "OMG WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS. YA ALLAH YA ALLAH YA ALLAH. KITER DAH GILER KE APER NI? HAH AKU DAH GILER? MEMANG GILER. GILER GILER!"


But a few people have been giving us encouragement. "Can lah. you'll be fine!" "I think its okay, as long as your parents know about it"

Actually my makcik is under the impression I'm going there with Adults. Which was the initial idea before everyone couldn't make it!

Liyana and I have planned our days but not our nights. Im too chicken to go out at night. So we are still thinking of what to do in our hotel room at night (HOHO).

"Bawak games ah!"
..........
"Games aper main dua orang eh"

Or hide and seek. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari. aku sembunyi liyana cari. jumpa. dia sembunyi aku cari....


K i'm actually nervous as hell but BLOODY EXCITED.

I'm going on a holiday with my best friend!!!!

*JUMPS AROUND*

Watched Monsters Vs Aliens just now. Funny movie. I love watching comedies with loved ones. It makes me very happy. There's a few interesting movies this month. I want to catch Night at the museum 2 and Blood: the last vampire. Though I don't think I will watch Blood: The last vampire because its M18.

I'm not underage but M18 sounds like a pretty gory movie. I don't watch gory movies. I tried to, but I hated it. I hide behind my hands and make annoying sounds. Yes, I'm one of those girls. I know it sounds pretty pathethic. But its really not. I am proud to admit that I just can't bear to watch other humans being tortured..

unlike you sadistic people.

There's this one movie that I know I will definitely not watch. Not after being traumatised by the trailer. I don't know if you've seen it yet, but the movie is "Horsemen". No thank you.

Anyway, do you remember one of my resolutions was to keep my toenails short. I failed. This house keeps losing the nail clippers and my toenails just grow too damn fast. I wish I'm still a kid. When you're a kid, you can bite your toenails and some people think its cute. And those who does not think so will probably just say "Dah nak ader adik baru ni!!"

Now if I do it....


K IM SLEEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Will worry about toenails tommorrow.

Things that made my day after the bad news.

#1 - Nazihah's kursus rumah tangga.

"Bila kita belum kahwin syaitan akan hasut kita untuk bersama.
Bila kita dah kahwin syaitan akan hasut kita untuk berpecah.
Jadi kita kena selalu berusahah untuk bersatu bila dah bersuami.. Kena hug. kena cakap "I love you..."

"Macam gini eh Nazihah? *Gives Nazihah a big hug and says "I love you."

"Ah macam gini."

*silence*

"Eh aku ni berbual macam dah kahwin pulak."




"Susah nak cari suami tau. Dorang yang akan bimbing kita ke syurga.Mashallah. Dengan keluarga kita. Anak-anak kita *falls into deep thought*"

scary 18 year old.

#2- Conversations of older men vs cute boys.

#3- "Aku lepas diploma nak duduk rumah tunggu orang meminang"

&

"I like older men."
"Ustaz *censored* uh!"
"Eh. I don't mind marrying an Ustaz"
"...."

HAHAHAHA. I just find that hilarious. Because of the selamba way the girl said it.

#4- Breakfast with itqanians.

#5- Qiyamm. Even though I almost fell asleep during solat hajat. Macam sedap jer position sujud on the last rakaat.

#6- Thinking about my Temasek Poly graduation. I didn't know that there was an unspoken rule you're supposed to wear make-up. And did you know if you don't want to salam the award giver there's this universal sign. You just touch your right shoulder and bow a little. Cool or what, I didn't know that.

Of all the CCA bodoh dalam dunia ni.
I am in Art Club.





I just got some bad news on Friday.
I don't think I should bother you with the sad story.

Stuffing food down my mouth helps a little.

June holidays are coming soon. And there ARE A LOT LOT LOT of events organised by muslim youth wings all around Singapore. I am sad that I have to choose. But happy that there are so may choices!

Alhamdulilah, this means, there a lot of youths out there working their butts off. GO PEOPLE! AKU SUPPORT!

I have narrowed down to three trips.

Pahang with GHUFRAN LOVES - This will be top priority but the thing is we all haven't set a date!
X.P.D.C Ledang with Sultan youths - $100!! I've always wanted to go mountain trekking!
X3 KL trip with Arrijal - Get to meet youth wings from Malaysia. I had always wanted that. I heard they have some rocking youth wings there!


There are others out there. Maybe if I have the time I will collate them all and post it here, if you want to see them lah.

Will make my blog an advertisement space for a while. If you want lah. Tak nak takper. Jangan buang masa saya.

I've been thinking. maybe its not fair to take a jab at lovesick teenagers.

As I was once like that.


(Or possibly ten times worse)

#1- I am bored at home. I was online till 4am yesterday night and woke up at 1pm. Its been a long time since I've been downright butt lazy. And I realise I hate this feeling. I think this is the fastest and sure-way to get boncit. Though I don't think I have to worry about now. But you never know.

#2- I think maybe I should have helped my aunt cook this morning. But she was cooking fish. And I don't like fish. I think I will never cook fish.

#3- I've been recently pestered to learn how to cook. If you want me to learn, TEACH!

#4- I have no motivation to jog or play netball or badminton or whatsoever. Reason to be boncit soon no#2.

#5- I think its easy to fall in love. I see people falling in love like THAT *snaps fingers*.
I swear, sometimes it just takes two seconds before I hear, "I'm in love with him!"

"what? really? him? why? when?! for what?!"
"he is the one! I'm sure."
"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR........... but you're seventeen."

though some, even funnier.

"I love him. He is the one"
"REALLY?! you getting married?"
"I haven't thought about that yet."

I'm not into pre-marital relationships but if I was and I call someone "the one" then I jolly well marry him, no.

#6- There should be different levels of "The one" for modern love, I think. So old-fashioned people like me won't be confused.

The one Stage 1 - The one who I don't mind as my boyfriend


The one Stage 2 - The one who I enjoyed my past week with as my boyfriend.


The one Stage 3 - The one who I enjoyed my past year with as my boyfriend

The one Stage 4 - The one who says I'm the one. So i have to say it back.

The one Stage 5 - The one who I want to call "The one" even though I have no idea what the hell i mean by that.

The one Stage 7 - The one who I want to get married to.

The one Stage 8 - The one who I'm married to.

I personally feel its best to call someone "the one" at Stage 8.


#7- You dont have to agree with me.

#8- I'm cynical. I'm the friend who you say "I'm in love with this guy. he is the one" and i'll reply with "Yeah right."

and also the girl who you say "I'm fighting with my boyfriend" and i'll reply with "Really? Go break up ah."

Yeah I'm not the girl you should advice your girlfriend to go to.

#9- GAJI AKU BESOK.

#- I wonder what it feels like to be

DROP

DEAD

GORGEOUS

I AM SO BLOODY FRUSTRATED.

My high fever has morphed into a very horrible flu. I didn't like the fever but now I kind of miss the fever and HATE the stupid flu.

I can't sleep. I want to sleep. Now its not only the sneezing and the block nose. But my body is feeling very uncomfortable and itchy from the inside. I don't know how to explain it. Its just a squirmy feeling underneath your skin. And it frustrates me because I have no idea how to deal with it!!! I haven't been able to sleep properly since Saturday night.

Tommorrow will be my fourth time (don't ask) going to the doctor since Saturday night. I'm angry at the doctor. Can't they give me TWO DAYS of MC so I don't have to go there again! ARGH. I can't believe I have to queue for hours again, tommorrow. MEREPEK AHHH. BUANG DUIT DAN MASA AKU JER.

Trying to teach while sneezing every 2 minutes was a disaster today. My principal told me I had to wear a mask. I have no idea how I am supposed to teach with a mask on, so I didn't use it. I finished up my tissue packets and eventually HAD to borrow tissue from my students.

Like I said, disaster.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DEAL WITH THE ITCH NOW!!!

My mother is hilarious

She has facebook (i know, right). And she attempted my "how well do you raudah?" quiz.

For the last question I asked.


Would I go on a date with Wolverine?
a) YES. I wouldn't think twice
b) No
c) Maybe.
d) I ask my mother first.
e) Yes lah, kalau kiter tak buat aper2, okay what!!!


She picked "D"

Haha!

Confirm dia sedih answer tu salah eh. "WHAT! My daughter won't ask me first!!!"

Mum its okay, I won't go on dates. I won't ask because I wouldn't go anyway. Dating is WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Do you know that I think that WOLVERINE is HOT!! Terlampau lah panas. Boleh mengugat iman seorang wanita. *istighfar banyak banyak*

I'm not really into big muscular guys (because they scare me). But I just watched X-Men:The origins.

And I think its not such a bad idea.

Its like whoaaaaa.

Anyway the answers to the facebook quiz are hilarious. I've been laughing at all the answer I've got. How dare majority of you think that one of my kental email address used to be cool_gurlz@hotmail.com

I wasn't THAT kental okay. Pls.

=D

I wanted to go for an evening jog today but eventually I fell asleep while reading a book. I think I deserve to sleep like a log on Sundays because I've been waking up early every other day. I remember a few months ago I blogged about not being able to wake up during mornings.

Well now I wake up around 5-5.30am every morning. 5am if I need to do qiyammulail because some days I forsee the kids to be difficult (LIKE TUESDAYS WHERE I HAVE 12 PERIODS OF TEACHING). 5.15 if I get too tired from work the previous night so I go to sleep without ironing my clothes. 5.30am most of the time.

Which means tommorrow I'm waking up at 5.30am. Don't get me wrong, I love my job and I love my class. But I will not deny that its a hard class to handle. But hey, life's never boring this way. And I tell liyana that its so much easier to teach other classes after having teach my particular form class. Because their naughtiest is equivalent to one of the better behaved ones in my class. Haha. God bless them.

Anyway I don't think my class is the worst. At least they're still in lower primary. I just hope I'm able to make a little difference in the short time I'm with them. I worry about how they will be in upper primary if they go on like this.

If you are kind enough please pray for my students. They're good kids really, just a little naughtier than your average naughty kids. Most of them have a reason to be like that. A victim of circumstance, I would say.

I was talking to the school counselor. And you know what she told me. "There's a lot of broken families from your race." What is happening to us. Where are our values and our dignity. Where is the sanctity of our marriages.

I did not mean to steer the entry into being so serious. I've noticed that my blog entries are so boring lately. Not that I care if you find me boring. But I feel bored reading it back as well. If you don't know, I like to read back my entries and laugh at myself.

Basically I'm wondering if I'm still funny. I don't expect you to find me hilarious or anything, but I think I'm funny.

I can't remember if I've made anyone laugh recently. Okay, wait I did. But if I don't remember it, probably means its not so much.

I'm surrounded by adults in my workplace. And sometimes they don't get my jokes.

I'm wondering if adults don't have a sense of humour or basically I have a childish sense of humour. Though I have to admit, I don't really joke with guys, unless I'm really comfortable with them. The good jokes are usually among the girls. So I'm not so disturbed when a male colleague give me a blank look when I say a joke. But the ladies don't get it as well!

BORING SEY HIDUP ORANG TAK PAHAM JOKE KAU!!!


and this entry is boring as well. I am so bored of blogging.

It becomes a chore.

Okay, I just got my first pay.

*SCREAMS*

While I am super bloody relieved that I'm not broke. I'm a bit bummed out that I didn't get to prepare myself for this. I expected my pay to come in next month as I've just started working. So when I received it on Friday I was super shocked at the amount in my bank. My first thought was, it has finally happened. Money has dropped from the sky and straight into my bank account.

I thought there must be a mistake so I called the bank. And the lady told me "Its your salary Miss." "Oh"

This is not what I imagine receiving my first salary. I was prepared to be waiting for the day like waiting for my birthday. Probably going to stare maniac-ly at the clock as the minutes go by. Or be the first to be at the atm machine to check my first pay. You know, to just do something to mark my first full-time job pay.

Anw now its time to plan for my finances. You know,gotta save for education, driving license, Holidays getaways and *cough*marriage*cough*. K who am i kidding eh, I'm sooo malas to save for marriage sey. I would rather spend that money first. Go see the world.

Although, my friends would scoff at this. Because I am so penakut at going overseas with friends. Not unless there are male adults who knows kung fu. But hey, there's always travel agencies.

Makni says, I should buy one thing from my first salary that I can keep and remember. But I have no idea what I should get. Anyone has any ideas? I'm not really someone with a wishlist. Which is why, you should not ask me what I want for my birthday, because I usually have no idea.

I know my first holiday as a working adult will be Pahang in June. CAVING AND WATER RAFTING ANYONE?

This scene made me cry!

And I didn't even watch the whole movie! I just watched the trailer and then this scene.

ANYONE GOT THE VCD?!

It has been a tiring and fruitful holiday. I didn't get to spend much time with Nameless Clique because universities are not having their holidays! Nor did I get my post-poly celebrations with Lina and Liyana (I'M STILL WAITING!) But I definitely enjoyed the holidays. I didn't spend as much money as I thought I would. Go me!! I didn't have any days where I stayed at home doing nothing. I hate those kind of days.

Supposed to go silat training this morning but there was just 1001 reasons not to go. #1 My Ez-link dah rosak (padahal concession belom habis!) and I'm broke so I've got to salvage the minimal amount of money in my ez-link. #2 My Handphone pon rosak. Warranty dah habis and I'm broke so.. #3 I was too tired from the exhausting week. #4 Dah satu bulan tak bangun after 10am!

Anyway I kind of regret it now because, after work starts next week, I probably can't come down to trainings anymore.

Speaking of silat, I am so frustrated that I can't do Seni. I want to learn but I have no patience or ability to learn all the steps. They teach seni in groups and I'm always so lost. Because I don't know my left and right (it's not funny by the way). So when instructions are given "Kay kaki kiri angkat, tangan kanan tumbuk" I'm like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I ALWAYS turn at the wrong side. It's so retarded, I swear. Even if I get it, I am concentrating too much on my left and right that I still will look retarded.

And to think, I survived being in dance in Secondary School.

If you call that survival.


I have no bloody idea how you guys do it. HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR LEFT AND RIGHT?!?!?! Everytime I ask people how they know which is left and which is right. They will say "Left is left. Right is right."


yeah, that helps.